These are just some funny jokes to tell your friends. Let's start off with the topic:
"I knew a blonde that "...
1. Was so stupid she called me to get my phone number.
2. Spent 20 minutes staring at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
3. Put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. Sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. Tried to drown a fish.
7. Thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. Tripped over a cordless phone.
10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. Studied for a blood test.
13. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
